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About Me Member Mad Scientist IveyFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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...the hell?

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH, CHILDREN! :iconimhappyplz:

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...so, who's the SEME?

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 7:48 PM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: Perfect Garden -Schwarz Stein
  • Reading: Star Wars: Millenium Falcon -James Luceno
  • Watching: Death Note
  • Playing: Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
  • Drinking: TEA
A short distance from my house and a little down the road lives this nice Ukranian family in a cute little brick ranch. They drive a rather nice car that is always parked so pristinely in their driveway. However, when I drive by and see that car... everytime I laugh.

Now now... I know what you're thinking... "Gee, okami-paucis... that's not very nice!" Allow me to explain...

The licsence plate on that nice little car is one of those custom plates... it reads "--IM--UKE--" (I did not write this exactly the same for privacy and legal reasons of course... do not become angered).

Now now... I know this is because they are Ukranian immigrants, and they are proud of their heritage, and "Uke" is meant to be pronounced "yookee" ... but some day, I will ring that doorbell and ask, "You're uke? Cool... who's seme?"

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Teehee... I think their other car should say "IM--SEME"

Actually, I had to explain this to my mom one day because she was wondering why I was laughing my butt off... "...well you see mom... uke is a term used to refer to the recieving partner in a sexual relationship..." XD you can imagine her facial expession --> O_o

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Ivey Elizabeth Maude Germaine
Harrison Starr Lennon McCartney Malkovich was born in the year 1549 to a family of pirates who took her out raiding the high seas shortly after birth. She was trained in knotting and sail-making untill age 6 when she was captured by a group of samurai and taken in. At age 10, she set forth with only her katana and a boxfull of ongiri to learn the ancient art of ninjutsu. Many years, and several shuriken later,she decided it was time to settle down. She now sits at home in the United States of America, drawing pictures, playing Fire Emblem with a passion, watching waaay too much anime, stalking J-rockers, and trying to earn a college degree in Studio Arts.


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  • Current Residence: a cardboard box on the side of your street
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: small... very small... like an XS
  • Print preference: ehm... on paper?
  • Interests: Graphic Novels, Japan, VIDEO GAMES, quirky fashion, androgynous people, zombies, makeup, subcultures
  • Favourite movie: Currently anything Star Wars or involving zombies... and SPEED RACER of course!
  • Favourite band or musician: X-Japan, Malice Mizer, Dir En Grey, Gackt, Virgin Black, Moi Dix.Mois, Onmyouza, D
  • Favourite genre of music: Visual Kei, J-Rock (in general), Symphonic Metal, Goth, 80's crap
  • Favourite artist: Kouyu Shurei, Any Warhol. Arnold Bocklin... all the wonderful people I watch on DA
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe (poet) Have a lot of favorite writers =D
  • Favourite photographer: oxsarahbearxo ^_^
  • Favourite style of art: HUMOROUS FAN WORKS =D, Anime/Manga, HORROR/MACABRE, ... aaaand most of all... comics!
  • Operating System: I'm a PC....
  • MP3 player of choice: The ipod nano... the origional ipod nano =)
  • Shell of choice: erm... that chocolatey "Magic Shell" stuff you put on ice cream
  • Wallpaper of choice: I like manga scans that I find online...
  • Skin of choice: HUMAN FLESH!!! >=D
  • Favourite game: Fire Emblem:Radiant Dawn, Trauma Center:Second Opinion, *cough* Cooking Mama *cough cough*
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: L. (Lawliet) from Death Note :devL-FanClub:
  • Personal Quote: *death glare* "... perhaps..." *awkward silence*
  • Tools of the Trade: Fueled by Ramen... Made possible by my mother and father.

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~MawsherMark 2 days 16 hours ago
thanks for the fav of deidara ^^ :w00t:

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~Okami-Paucis 2 days 10 hours ago
Thanks for the art =D

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~Pigeons-and-Chives 6 days 18 hours ago
Thanks for the fave! ^w^

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I murder spoons or I murder with spoons. It's your choice.
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~Okami-Paucis 6 days 11 hours ago
And thanks for your fave! =3

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~banana-curd Nov 9, 2009, 9:56:14 AM
thanks for the fave<3

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~themadpsyentist Nov 8, 2009, 10:46:12 AM
Thank you very much for faving my x pic! ^_^

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life stories suck. the main character always dies at the end.
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~Okami-Paucis Nov 8, 2009, 7:16:36 PM
=) anytime!

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~oxsarahbearxo Nov 6, 2009, 5:04:13 AM
Hey Ivy =]] been thinkin about ya lately, and just wondering if you wanted to hang out. let me know, text/call me, not sure if you have my new numberr but its six eight three six one eight six. we can set up studio and do a photo shoot it you wantt?? =]] let me knoww

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~we were always half crazy, now look at you baby, you make about as much sense as a nursery rhyme. Love is a piano dropped from a four story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time~
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~Okami-Paucis Nov 6, 2009, 5:52:55 AM
Kewlness! (why did i just say that XD ?)We really should hang out some time... I don't have to work this Saturday for like... the first time in forever, you?

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~oxsarahbearxo Nov 9, 2009, 7:49:52 AM
sorry i had to work, and i only have access to a computer for a little bit. i will let you know that i'm not living at home at the moment, so i'm not sure how your mom would feel about that. lol

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~we were always half crazy, now look at you baby, you make about as much sense as a nursery rhyme. Love is a piano dropped from a four story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time~
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